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“A collection of mismatched socks stuffed in a human suit.”

  • Stress Bucket

    May 8, 2026 by Autumn B

    I have a little bucket that I keep in my backyard. It’s smaller than a bucket bucket (like for car washing) but it’s bigger than a grocery store yogurt container. Honestly, it’s sort of a silly size for a bucket. Originally it held dried chicken seasoning and I have no idea where it came from.… Read more

  • Taking the Sting Out of a Layoff

    November 1, 2024 by Autumn B

    In October, I went to Maui by myself for a week. I had the incredible good fortune to housesit for a friend of mine which meant I only needed to take care of getting myself there. Which is a really good thing because I was part of COLOR’s most recent round of layoffs. While being… Read more

  • Team Bonding Isn’t For The Weak

    September 27, 2024 by Autumn B

    9 years ago, I saw an ad come through Facebook for an event that promised endless vistas, tons of fun, physical activity, and bragging rights. Ragnar. The name alone made me feel brave and strong. I needed to know more. A team of 12 runners split out over two vans running a total of 200… Read more

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